This is a mere starter pack. All of them were like: But have you ever been bitten by one, though?. BuzzFeed: Welcome to the bunker. Follow and see for yourself. I was basically hallucinating, there in front of Pumpkin.
They never have ulterior motives. The layoffs continued Monday, claiming , including those covering news, celebrities, and pop culture. In November, Peretti floated the once-unthinkable idea of merging with rivals such as Vox and Refinery29 to negotiate better terms with big internet platforms. Admirers of the pure and the unsullied and the selfless. For each laid-off staffer who tweeted the bad news, there were a dozen former colleagues ready to retweet her, adding their laments and imploring an imagined audience of hiring editors to snap her up posthaste. More recently, when fellow digital natives Mashable, Mic, and Vocativ flubbed the pivot to video and , BuzzFeed seemed to. It was a beacon of 21 st-century journalism and entertainment.
The apparent digital media apocalypse became not just an industry-interest story, but national headline news, prompting responses from the likes of President Trump and New York Rep. Brimley is a meowing cloud pillow that can solve all your problems. An oil painting of a sailboat piloted by a cat hangs on one wall, a flat-screen on the other. Jack clicks serenely past a capybara wearing a flannel blanket and pauses at a photograph of a gumball-sized bird perched in the valley of a spoon. They are, in short, a team of relentlessly bright people who have dedicated their professional existence to turning the wasting of your time into a precise science. Eventually, he developed Stenosis of the Esophagus — essentially narrowing of the esophagus passage — which made it impossible for him to normally ingest food.
This is Magnus, a lion cub born in captivity who was fed nothing but yogurt and bread to stunt his growth at a Spanish circus. Graveskull and I are in a fight actually. More people than ever are ditching animal products for the environment. They inspire me to live a simpler life. Pondering what a person is thinking is stressful; pondering what an animal is thinking is my personal passion. I lost hours, days, weeks doing this.
Contrary to popular and scientific belief, this puts them ahead of the human species by several evolutionary leaps. And there were—going back millions of years in the archaeological record, across nearly every continent you care to name. So yeah, in the beginning, there were cats. He has a disorder that makes his hair grow and the side effect is that he always looks surprised. The famous Internet cat Lil Bub, whose host of disabilities no teeth, a deformed lower jaw, extra toes on each paw, osteoporosis renders her unable to walk much.
The local veterinarian, however, didn't have the money to pay for the procedure and contacted Let's Adopt! As the pink slips piled up, the media world bore witness to a grim inversion of the BuzzFeed Effect. Native to the jungles of Southeast Asia. We all know our our , our , our , our , our , our , but do you know your , your , your? Global, a group based in Turkey. All four of them are super nice. But the best moment of it was when you were all patting the dog. I introduced myself to the receptionist, was told to sit and wait. Jack and Chelsea are boyishly and girlishly handsome, respectively; both have the kindly, innocent look of pet-owning vegetarians, perhaps because they are both vegetarians who own pets.
I put away my questions. A cat selling a Pavlovian-esque automatic feeder is adorable and meta. First of all, she lives with two dogs. By Saturday, the survivors and the ousted alike had turned the demand for paid time off payouts into an with hundreds of signatories. They set Sloth Week for July, maybe, and then adjourn. The whale who danced sensuously to mariachi music. My Instagram feed is essentially an animal slideshow, interrupted only by the odd meme and occasional outfit.
As word spread that the site had laid off its director of quizzes in favor of quizzes created by readers for free, at least one such reader that she bore responsibility for his unemployment. So my apologies to the Beastmasters and to BuzzFeed for the following, which makes it sound a bit like I took a hot-air balloon to Laos in order to embed with four magical lambs trapped in an amusement park run by butterflies drunk on turtle tears, rather than what I actually did, which was take the subway to an office building just off Madison Square Park. His facial hair is genuinely stomach-turning. You heard it here fucking first. She had huge black eyes that grew like cartoons when you looked at them, and a little skinny tongue. There were already signs that BuzzFeed exceptionalism was waning.
They were in separate enclosures. It makes us adore them more. A pretty cool one, actually: You shall be known as the beastmaster There are simply too many cute animals, so the Beastmasters are trying to cull the herd. From one chronic procrastinator to another, I get it. I felt things inside me shattering. When it comes to distraction and relaxation, few things on the internet deliver quite like quizzes. Do you think they're the cutest thing the Internet ever invented? I learned about the sugar glider, the little arboreal possum who became a wildly popular blog subject a few years back, and the slow loris—that tiny-bodied, huge-eyed primate, cute as a fur-covered button.
Admittedly, she does briefly become attached to the coat and wears it, however, she gives it up when she comes face to face with a squirrel. That sea otter who could dunk a basketball. And there is a name for it, too. To say I was born to review them would be to understand me deeply and implicitly. Also, some posts may contain affiliate links, meaning we'll make fractions of pennies if you buy anything from them. Their particular brand of cuteness—small and lithe and antisocial—spoke to me. On YouTube I watched a viral video of a pair of koalas ardently fucking in the background of an Andy Roddick interview at an Australian animal sanctuary.