The twenty reminisced about the interesting life he had, traveling all over the country. Q: What do you call a computer that sings? Will had to explain this riddle to me. A: Pour Santa flush on him. With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: 'I think it's Adam's suit! How do we know that a lot of people in the Bible used fertilizer? It was when Moses served in the courts of Pharaoh. Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
Enjoy Many Great Clean Jokes, Christian Joke of the day, Clean Joke of the Day. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear. Priest: Certainly not- return it to the man whom you stole it from. You may also want to check with our other joke pages, linked throughout. A: A Chimp off the old block. As long as he was Abel. A: They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns 47.
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. What does God call his nose? I am flying to California tomorrow. Christmas is just plain weird. A: Crabs on your organ. The little boy was nervous. I was the head of the Roman Catholic church, and this is all the reward I get? He thought about it and went back and said I paid the 5000.
Q: How many Quakers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Well, first we need a committee to decide whether or not to change the light bulb. Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? There's a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. Age 9, Albany Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
What do you call a snowman in the tropics? Age 10, Salina Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Peter why some clocks move at varied speeds. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.
But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house. Then, I'll do the same for you. We all love a good joke, especially those ones that can actually be shared with people. The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. Q: Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? The airport loudspeakers blared Christmas carols he was sick of hearing. The speaker was a missionary who told about his work. When he was finally finished, he was sure that there was nothing of worth in his life that he had left out of the film.
Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas? So his mum told him that would be fine. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? Their old familiar carols play. Who was the greatest investor in the Bible? The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. Q: What is heavy forward but not backward? Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Moses went first, he hit the ball, and it bounced off a shrub and landed in the water. Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex.
Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? They were also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them. Especially when it was finished. Of all of you, there is only one man who obeyed. The salesgirl asked him:- 'Do you want your usual? Santaclaustrophobia Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Q: Why did the belt get arrested? Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, 'See those two men standing by the door? When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply. A boy is selling fish on a corner. A toss up between Knee-high-miah Nehemiah , Bildad the Shoe-height Shuhite -- Job 2:11 and Peter he slept on his watch!! He forgot, and instead printed John 4:18.
Dad said, 'What a marvellous train set. What do you mean change? Taking the statue to the kitchen he wrapped it in newspapers and stuffed it into a grocery bag. I appointed you to be the heads of your households and you were disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose. Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands and beg to get in? Finally, his big sister had enough. Noah built a big boat in his back yard and put his family and a lot of animals in it. Q: How do we know that a lot of people in the Bible used fertilizer? Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.
My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a poem and they pay him 100 bucks. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. Q: What do you call a bookworm who gets eaten by a cannibal? After all, we are created in His image. He then asked the Pope for his name and looked it up in his book also. Or is it that thing with the carpets again? Wiggle your ears so that the people behind you will notice.