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The Top 95 Most Hilarious Quotes About Money

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John Kenneth Galbraith If you want to make enemies, try to change something. Such is the irony of life. George Bernard Shaw This too shall pass. You will be at the zenith of your career, well knowing that the next step is a downward plunge toward old age. Here are the 31 best short and funny love quotes from comedians that perfectly nail the craziness of dating, sex and relationships. ~ Earl Wilson Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence.

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100 Funny Inspirational Sayings, Quotes and Phrases

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. To find a good one, you must one hundred try. Men just need a place. The thief spends less than my wife did. Kettering The real fault is to have faults and not to amend them. ~ Lilly Tomlin Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

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Top 40 Funny Witty Quotes

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Just jump off a building and try not to hit the ground! There is much chaos in this world because things are being loved and people are being used. Well, it is if you count trekking out of bed, climbing atop sofas and diving into takeaways. These quotes contain some funny jokes about the loving couples or jokes about the things loving couples share with each other. Charles Buxton Never apologize for showing feeling. ~ Steve Jobs A leader is best when people barely know he exists, not so good when people obey and acclaim him, worse when they despise him. Confucius Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. Men just need a place.

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40 Short Witty & Clever Quotes with Pictures

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To maintain our psychological balance, it's essential we let ourselves smile, giggle, and maybe even break up over all the incongruities, inconsistencies, and flat-out contradictions related to what may be our favorite pastime. All products are presented without warranty. ~From a Washington Post word contest 47. Benjamin Franklin Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones.

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Clever quotes and Sayings Part 1

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Fields Golf is a good walk spoiled. Spanish proverb Time is a great healer, but a poor beautician. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. Benjamin Disraeli He who wrestles with us, strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skills. Then they let go of me. Clark There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done. There is no better feeling in the world than to love someone or being loved by someone and this feeling possess great strong emotions.

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195 Funny Clever Sayings about Life and Love

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O'Rourke Anyhow, I hope you'll enjoy these quotations. Howard Aiken It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company. However, you do have to prove something for others to believe it true. Image credit: Lydiadiary They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words. Sometimes when the mind goes blank or hits a road block, the best thing one can do is ask questions. The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. The reason the world is in chaos, is because things are being loved, and people are being used.

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Funny quotes Part 1

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It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Who your partner really is will always be revealed. Walter Linn Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it. ~ Sloan Wilson Nothing recedes like success.

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Funny Retirement Wishes: Humorous Quotes and Messages

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We often joke around the people we love and care about and in these jokes and taunting words and behind these words there is always a hidden feeling of strong love. All information or ideas provided should be discussed in detail with an advisor, accountant or legal counsel prior to implementation. And as we all know it is better to be known as someone with a great personality rather than a beautiful person lacking a personality. I'll have a long beard by the time I read them. Unknown A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.

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Witty Sayings

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Ralph Charell I not only use all the brains I have, but all that I can borrow. Even when predominantly in the service of lust, it's still a form of pleasure, of play. Peter Drucker Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. Chinese proverb You will never find time for anything.

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Witty Sayings

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The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card. Sometimes the hard truths might just demoralize the company, but at other times sharing difficulties can inspire people to take action that will make the situation better. Pray in case of the worst. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. To be perfect is to change often.

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